February 2012
Intelligence is a turn on.
wtfgillian:
I’ve always found it a good thing if a guy was serious about his school life and his future. They don’t totally laze around and they know what they want. It isn’t cute when a guy thinks school is just a joke and doesn’t take it seriously. Why would a girl want to be with you if can’t even take your future seriously?
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
Everyone chooses someone over me.
I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
hellokaylaaa:
I’m hurting more than you think..
police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
me: tumblr is crashing again
It's so hard to sleep when you have a million...
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
If he cares about you, he'll show it.
I want to restart my whole life.
gadiellerin:
Just so that I can take what I learned from my mistakes and use them for future reference. No one will know me, so that would be my chance to make a better impression on them. Cause then, I’ll know who to trust and who to consider my friends. For when I’m stuck in a situation, I’ll be able to get out of it. I just want to restart my whole life so I can start from the beginning, but...
L’esprit d’escalier: "You're weird." →
awysha:
Whenever I say this, people take it in a bad way. But I like weird people because they’re interesting. A ‘normal’ person to me is boring and not fun to talk to. I like people who are random and have something to say even if it barely relates to what we’re talking about. They are witty responses in…
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Friends: Omg my boyfriend sent me the cutest message ever about how much he loves me.
Other friends: Omg this boy I like sent me an adorable message about how amazing he thinks I am.
Me: Sometimes people on Tumblr send me messages saying that they like my blog.
You know.. If life were a highway, it would have stop signs. And these stop...
– Tablo, Pieces of You (via -zanarkand)